one little elephant balancing

Title: Tree Branch of Doom
Rating/warnings: PG
Genre: romance, crack, humour
Character/s: Charlie/Claire, cameos from Hurley and Desmond
Spoilers: sometime before Catch-22
Summary: AU. Charlie and Claire are trying to have a sleep in. Unfortunately, even their shelter isn’t safe anymore in the wake of Desmond’s flashes.
Disclaimer: Lost isn’t mine etcetera.

( “So...” Hurley began. “I think somebody forgot to take his crazy pills today...” )


Title: Primetime! (It Doesn’t Get Much Better Than This)
Rating/warnings: PG
Genre: humour, crack
Character/s: Charlie, Christian
Spoilers: up to the end of season four
Summary: Christian and Charlie, sitting on a cloud somewhere observing the twattishness of their friends and relatives on and off the island.
Disclaimer: Lost isn’t mine etcetera.

( My posthumous father-in-law? Sounds like a TV series. )

( cut for spoilers and rather a fair bit of swearing )

Damn you Lost, you've hooked me in again.

Herein follows a tally of the amount times I have had a character die, nearly die, be presumed dead or committed suicide in a Lost fanfiction.

NB: this tally only applies to character’s who aren’t actually dead in canon.

Charlie: 5 6 7 now! 8
Claire: 5 6
Aaron: 0 1
Locke: 2
Sawyer: 1
Hurley: 1
Sun: 1
OC: 2

So am I evil or what?