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sapphire_childOh Dom...how I love thee. Have heard news that he's going to be in a new movie - a horror film and a period piece at that (it's set in the 12th century). Can't wait ^_^
The ONE time I really, REALLY need photobucket to work they do maintainance on it! Imageshack it is then...
Happy Birthdayana_br! The big two-oh! Yeyyyy! I hope you have an awesome day sweetie, you totally deserve it. And in honour of your special day, I manipped. I could never be as awesome a graphics artist as you are *bows down to your superior graphics making skills* however I come with a humble offering today of two Lost manips - your two favourite ships!
Much love, Ellin
~*~
In other news, I just got this email from an old school friend. Even if you're not a big fan of Star Wars, do read it - it's hilarious.
Sith Lord Wanted
Position Available Immediately: Apprentice Sith Lord, Dark Side Consulting Group.
An unexpected position has opened up in the Dark Side Consulting Group for an Apprentice Sith Lord. The ideal candidate for this position would like galactic travel and possess a complete understanding of, and competence with the Force, or demonstrate a willingness to learn.
Duties include: Performing competitive intelligence, hands-on intervention in support of the Sith Master's planning initiatives, ability to travel the galaxy widely, and operating a variety of laser-powered hand weapons and high-powered space/air vehicles. Some slaying of enemies of the Dark Side is also required, which may be performed using the Force or hand weapons. Qualified applicants would possess good communications skills (especially when speaking in menacing whispers), and would be action-oriented individuals and risk takers. A background in study of the Force (light side or dark) is desirable, as would typically be acquired by those with advanced degrees or significant course work in Jedi Arts from the University of Coruscant.
Applicants should also be familiar with holographic projection equipment, possess a valid galactic pilot's license (for all classes of ships), and must show a willingness to give in to their hate. A proven track record of using fear and/or Jedi mind tricks to control others is also desirable, as is the ability to speak several galactic languages. Ideal candidates for this position would also have no children or other living relatives who are strong in the ways of the Force. (A new hire would be given several weeks to meet this requirement.)
Compensation for this position is commensurate with experience, and is extremely competitive for this field. Benefits include a generous severance package, a company starship, and a dark-colored clothing allowance. The Apprentice Sith Lord reports to and works closely with the Sith Master, and experience in such small, team-based organizations is vital to the success of the master's plans. Discretion is also highly valued, as is the ability to see the future before it happens. Applications will be accepted until the end of July. Transmit them to jobs@darkside.com.
Dark Side CG (tm) is a small and highly-focused organization, founded a long time ago in a galaxy far away. Our core values reflect the short-term advantages of harnessing hatred for institutional power and the long-term desirability of controlling the galaxy. We provide direction to our partner organizations through knowledge management, incident control and our rapid on-site intervention expertise. Our partnered organizations include the Imperial Senate, the Hutt Gambling Collective of Tattooine, and many large software companies. Dark Side CG (tm) is a wholly owned subsidiary of Microsoft.
~*~
Oh! And my computer ate my copy of "I Shall Not Walk Alone" by The Blind Boys of Alabama so I had to re-download it. I nearly cried. But it's downloaded again now so I'm very happy.
*pets the song* "Precioussssss..."
Off to work for the second time this morning! Bye!
The ONE time I really, REALLY need photobucket to work they do maintainance on it! Imageshack it is then...
Happy Birthday
ana_br! The big two-oh! Yeyyyy! I hope you have an awesome day sweetie, you totally deserve it. And in honour of your special day, I manipped. I could never be as awesome a graphics artist as you are *bows down to your superior graphics making skills* however I come with a humble offering today of two Lost manips - your two favourite ships!
Much love, Ellin
~*~
In other news, I just got this email from an old school friend. Even if you're not a big fan of Star Wars, do read it - it's hilarious.
Sith Lord Wanted
Position Available Immediately: Apprentice Sith Lord, Dark Side Consulting Group.
An unexpected position has opened up in the Dark Side Consulting Group for an Apprentice Sith Lord. The ideal candidate for this position would like galactic travel and possess a complete understanding of, and competence with the Force, or demonstrate a willingness to learn.
Duties include: Performing competitive intelligence, hands-on intervention in support of the Sith Master's planning initiatives, ability to travel the galaxy widely, and operating a variety of laser-powered hand weapons and high-powered space/air vehicles. Some slaying of enemies of the Dark Side is also required, which may be performed using the Force or hand weapons. Qualified applicants would possess good communications skills (especially when speaking in menacing whispers), and would be action-oriented individuals and risk takers. A background in study of the Force (light side or dark) is desirable, as would typically be acquired by those with advanced degrees or significant course work in Jedi Arts from the University of Coruscant.
Applicants should also be familiar with holographic projection equipment, possess a valid galactic pilot's license (for all classes of ships), and must show a willingness to give in to their hate. A proven track record of using fear and/or Jedi mind tricks to control others is also desirable, as is the ability to speak several galactic languages. Ideal candidates for this position would also have no children or other living relatives who are strong in the ways of the Force. (A new hire would be given several weeks to meet this requirement.)
Compensation for this position is commensurate with experience, and is extremely competitive for this field. Benefits include a generous severance package, a company starship, and a dark-colored clothing allowance. The Apprentice Sith Lord reports to and works closely with the Sith Master, and experience in such small, team-based organizations is vital to the success of the master's plans. Discretion is also highly valued, as is the ability to see the future before it happens. Applications will be accepted until the end of July. Transmit them to jobs@darkside.com.
Dark Side CG (tm) is a small and highly-focused organization, founded a long time ago in a galaxy far away. Our core values reflect the short-term advantages of harnessing hatred for institutional power and the long-term desirability of controlling the galaxy. We provide direction to our partner organizations through knowledge management, incident control and our rapid on-site intervention expertise. Our partnered organizations include the Imperial Senate, the Hutt Gambling Collective of Tattooine, and many large software companies. Dark Side CG (tm) is a wholly owned subsidiary of Microsoft.
~*~
Oh! And my computer ate my copy of "I Shall Not Walk Alone" by The Blind Boys of Alabama so I had to re-download it. I nearly cried. But it's downloaded again now so I'm very happy.
*pets the song* "Precioussssss..."
Off to work for the second time this morning! Bye!
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Date: 2007-01-19 01:22 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-21 12:15 pm (UTC)*does a happy dance*
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Date: 2007-01-19 01:47 am (UTC)Over here it's still 11:30 pm, so not technically my birthday yet... but it's only 30 minutes! =p
Hey! You manipped! Cool! Very nice...
"I could never be as awesome a graphics artist as you are *bows down to your superior graphics making skills*"
Oh, come on! If you really put your heart into it, you'll only get better and better! Trust me! ;p
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Date: 2007-01-21 12:21 pm (UTC)Well it was your birthday over here so...nyah! *squishes*
I did! I'm getting better at it now I've finally figured out how the hell to do layers *facepalm*
You're a sweetheart. Hope you had a good day!
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Date: 2007-01-19 03:02 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-01-21 12:23 pm (UTC)Thaaaank you! ^_^
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Date: 2007-01-20 08:16 pm (UTC)AHAAH! Great!
Pretty mainps!
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Date: 2007-01-21 12:30 pm (UTC)Thanks ^_^