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so im reading lost fanfiction, there's actually some good stuff out there so i'm pleased but seriouesly

NOT Mary-Sues, THEY AREN'T! They're me and my friends cuz we all did the story

well isn't that just a sure fire sign that they ARE mary sues? fool!

*runs off to read good fanfictions*

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"AHH! YOU ANIMAL, KEEP YOUR TEETH TO YOURSELF!"
"OOF, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOIN', DOC?"
"GET OFF ME, YOU BLOODY BASTARD!"
"ME? THEN GET YOUR FOOT OFF OF MY ASS!"
"SICK, THAT'S JUST WRONG, KEEP YOUR ARSE AWAY FROM ME!"
"STOP, THIS ISN'T GETTING US ANYWHERE, STOP!"
"NOW I HAVE TO DISINFECT MY FOOT!"
"YOUR FOOT? YOU NASTY LITTLE STREET URCHIN, TALK ABOUT MY ASS!"
"I SAID WE'VE GOT - TO - STOP! WE DON'T HAVE ANY DISINFECTANT ANYWAYS!"
"WHO CARES? ALL LOVER BOY HERE IS WORRYING ABOUT ARE HIS PEANUTS AND HIS NUTS!"
"BLOODY HELL, I TOLD YOU THOSE AREN'T MY INTENTIONS, YOU - YOU - YOU FRIGGIN' SOD!"

*is amused*

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